Post by GG on Nov 23, 2007 17:40:05 GMT -5
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[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]Disclaimer: all the real names of places, people and events have been changed or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.
Gossip Girl here; ever wonder what the lives of chosen ones are really like? Welcome to New York City’s Upper East Side, where my friends and I live and go to school and eat and play and sleep—sometimes with each other. We all live in huge apartments with our own bedrooms, bathrooms and phone lines. We have unlimited access to money and our parents are rarely home, so we have tons of privacy. We’re smart, we inherited classic good looks, we wear fantastic clothes, and we know how to party. Our shit still stinks, but you can’t smell it because the bathroom is sprayed hourly by the maid with a refreshing scent made exclusively for us by French perfumers. It’s a luxe life, but someone’s gotta live it.We flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
S is back in town; she was spotted at Grand Central Station just weeks before school started up. Ever since then things have been really hot on the Upper East Side. S and B dealt with they’re demons and are once again best buds. I don’t know how B could ever forgive S for running off to boarding school without even telling her and then finding out that the whole reason she’d run away was because she’d slept with N. Poor B didn’t take it so well when she first found out, but eventually she forgave her BFF and they started to be, well, BFF’s again. S also found herself a lovely little lonely boy to play with. S ran into D a boy who’s been head over heels in love with S ever since they were little kids. Turns out his dreams came true, because S likes D too. Too bad for S, D’s old flame is back in town, and I don’t think they’re gonna be able to be ‘just friends’. We’ll see.I'm talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams
You deserve nothing but all the finer things
Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us
I've got enough money in the bank for the two of us
As for N and B, well things were ok for a while there, but poor B soon found out that N didn’t really love her and she ended things right away. Turns out N is still stuck on his one night stand S. You’ll never believe the way that B found out that N actually still had feelings for S. Little J and S had a little outfit switch at a masquerade party and N thought that he was talking to S when he told Little J that he still had feelings for S and then laid a nice wet one on little J’s lips. Poor J didn’t know what to do at first, but then she eventually told B and B flipped and hates J now… apparently J won’t be the next queen bee anymore. Oh well, J’s perfectly content with being N’s new BFF, or more.I got problems up to here
I've got people in my ear
Telling me these crazy things
That I don't want to know (fuck y'all)
As for B, the night she ended things with N, she went a little wild and drank a bit too much campaign at C’s burlesque bar and ended up doing a little dance on stage for the whole place to see, including C himself, who found a real liking in this new and daring B. C offered to drive B home and he ended up giving her more then just a ride home. Oh B, what have you done?Lifestyles so rich and famous
Robin Leach will get jealous
Half a million for the stones
Taking trips from here to Rome
So If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
GLAMOROUS!